The Cabin at Valhalla

During our summers you will want to ensure you bring a comfortable pair of sandles, a swim suit, beach towel, sunhat, and some loose clothing and prepare for some serious fun under the sun! Our winters though peaceful and beautiful do get cold so ensure you have long clothes, a pair of jeans, a jacket and closed toed shoes or boots! Bring a Hat and a Pair of gloves and get outside to enjoy the beautiful landscape, throw some snow, and then come inside to warm up with some well earned coco!

In the Midwest we tend to be quite friendly and speak normally but you may hear some fun words so just roll with it or study below and become a Midwest professional! You may hear fun phrases such as the following: Ope = Sorry Uffda = oops," "ouch," "oh no," or "okay. Jeez = Showing Frustration, discontent, or Amazement Dontcha know = Don't you know Pop = Soda Rag / Worshcloth = Washcloth Tennis Shoes = Running Shoes Puppy Chow = A Sugary Snack not Dog Food Jeet = Did you eat Hotdish = Cassarole Up North = Camping Crick = Creek Schnookered = Wasted Brewski = Beer